After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.
How the Hogwarts houses flirt
- Gryffindor: But is it morally okay for me to secretly wish your relationship doesn't work out?
- Hufflepuff: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T AN ANIMAL PERSON WE ARE GOING TO A PET STORE RIGHT NOW AND ADOPTING ONE
- Ravenclaw: Let's be work out buddies. Marathons count even if they're for movies, right?
- Slytherin: I don't like your clothes. Take them off.
- Ravenclaw: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
- Slytherin: I have for the past year, but thanks for noticing.
The Sweetest Slytherin
Slytherin: The risk I took was carefully calculated.
Ravenclaw: WE ALMOST DIED!
Slytherin: I never said I was good at math.
- Draco: Alright everyone, I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today. I have an announcement to make.
- Draco: [pauses for a dramatic effect] I'm gay.
- The entire Slytherin common room: [sighs] We know.
- Sirius: Remus, before you say no-
- Remus: No.
- Sirius: But you haven't heard it yet.
- Remus: I'm sticking with no.
- Dean: Is that your hand on my ass?
- Seamus: It was an accident.
- Dean: Seamus, your hand's still on my ass.
- Seamus: IT'S STILL AN ACCIDENT.
listen harry potter didn’t know what the fuck he was doing throughout the entire series and he still did all that shit so if he can do great things by without really knowing what he’s doing so can u
Harry: I have a great idea!
Draco: I am entirely certain you don’t